EUGENIZATION.

It is said that behind every great man, there stands a woman. Well, it’s also true for merely average men like myself.

I thank my wife for reminding me why I strive everyday to be a better person.

Here’s wishing the Love of My Life a very public and embarassing Happy Birthday.

P.S. - I apologize for being such an awful patient.

Above: My long-suffering wife, who occasionally experiences fleeting moments of joy. Just kidding about that last part.