Archive for June, 2005


Jun

28

How Not To Use a Power Rack.

June 28, 2005   |   Filed Under (What the?)


Left: When I asked Matt what the hell he was doing he yelled, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE WORKING??and began to violently shake the cage.



Jun

27

"What I Did During My Summer Vacation."

June 27, 2005   |   Filed Under (Recreation)

Above: My long-suffering wife learns the joys of mountain biking and the virtues of waterproof camera cases.

Only five months to go until snowboarding season, sigh…

Well, there’s still fit fun to be had. One popular mode of crosstraining happens to be mountain biking, which my wife and her family members tried for the first time during our mini-vacation in New Hampshire last weekend.

As you can see, she took to it quite well.

There’s very little carryover from one form of training to another, except for strength training and to a smaller extent, cardiovascular training (where you get the physiological benefits, i.e., increased capillary density, improved oxygen transport, etc., but not the performance aspects - those are too sport-specific). So, I guess the whole idea of crosstraining is flawed at its base concept - oh well. Let’s look at it this way: It’s better than sitting around allowing the body to decondition in the off-season. It’s certainly better than letting those hard-won physiological changes to disappear, after you’d worked to hard to get them.

That being said, let’s all go out and enjoy some “recreation” this summer, call it “crosstraining”, and wait out those long months till the snow arrives again…



Jun

26

I recently picked up a copy of the new John Little book - “High-Intensity Training: The Mike Mentzer Way” - and wholeheartedly suggest it to any Mentzer fans looking to add a tome to their collections (Bill?).

At the beginning of the second chapter (aptly titled: “Individual Potential”), there is a picture of a young Mike Mentzer at 15, placed next to picture taken 14 years later at the 1980 Olympia, when Mentzer was at his muscular peak. Comparing the two shots, taken 14 years of heavy training (and some steroid enhancement) apart, Olympia Mentzer doesn’t look that much more massive than young Mentzer. In fact, in terms of general size, the two look quite comparable - the latter having MUCH more in the way of definition and refinement, of course.

But to tell the truth, he doesn’t look any bigger. Maybe a tiny bit. Or little more than that.

One of the questions I frequently get asked is, “How can I gain 30 pounds of muscle?”, accompanied by its companion question, “How big can I get?” I usually respond by stating that a smart, progressive strength training routine will bring one close to their genetic potential for muscular size within a year or two. The rest of one’s training career will consist of increases in strength, perhaps small jumps in muscle size, but nothing much above and beyond the initial couple of years.

While it may be true that a neophyte may be able to increase their muscle size 50 pounds or so over the course of 10 years by bulking and working up to mind-bendingly heavy weights on the compound movements (a la Hardgainer/Dino Training), realize that for most individuals, this constitutes more discipline and work than they may be able to muster, particularly if their life’s focus is not getting as HUGE as humanly possible. Realize also that along with that added muscle, fat tissue comes along for the ride - to both cushion and support the joints in the lifting of said heavy weights. Just attaining this degree of size and strength requires more willpower and sticktoittiveness than the average person possesses - to say nothing of what is required to attain leanness after reaching this state.

No, dear readers, what we are addressing in the previous paragraph is surpassing one’s genetic potential. You were not supposed to get that big, but you did by stuffing yourself and lifting the world, which, if that is your perogative, is perfectly fine with skinny ol’ me.

The point I’m trying to hammer home is that the concept of reaching one’s potential in a year or two isn’t crazy, as I’ve been told. Just check out the Mike Mentzer book. Do it in the bookstore; you don’t even have to buy it. Go see for yourself.



Jun

21

Russians Love Your Pain.

June 21, 2005   |   Filed Under (What the?)


Above: This was child’s play compared to what the Evil Russian used to dish out at the neighborhood gulag.



Jun

20

Surprise Attack!!! Happy Birthday, Sairalyn!!!

June 20, 2005   |   Filed Under (Uncategorized)

It is said that behind every great man, there stands a woman. Well, it’s also true for merely average men like myself.

I thank my wife for reminding me why I strive everyday to be a better person.

Here’s wishing the Love of My Life a very public and embarassing Happy Birthday.

P.S. - I apologize for being such an awful patient.


Above: My long-suffering wife, who occasionally experiences fleeting moments of joy. Just kidding about that last part.